Policy Joke Lover Mugs

'Let's see, what's next...Oh, any pre-existing conditions?'

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

social services cuts

Backstabber Express: Trump

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Trickledown economics

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"So we have met before..."

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Surge Plans.

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

NHS recruitment.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'Ask NOT what your country can do you...but what gender neutral policy initiatives can be put up for discussion and negotiation within a framework of ZERO fiscal resource allocation...'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

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