Policy Parody Admirer Pillows

"We have a new policy document on 'Christmas Cards' to ensure that we don't send or display ay that may offend or alienate clients or staff with different belief systems..."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hugh fans!"

Think Tank

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Can't Touch This

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

The Department of Lessons Learned...

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Mass Deportation Plan

"Don't forget to come back."

Parenting Wonks

"As soon as we finish our drinks we should get ourselves elected and implement all the wildly simplistic solutions to the problems we have carelessly defined here!"

Myanmar Peace Talk

Components of the program vs. funds.

'Remember your powers are limited, so I just want you to wander the building looking mean.'

Angela Merkel

Arizona's Illegal Employer Problem Solved

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

'Well, you have an excellent life policy -- now, would you be interested in some lifestyle insurance?'

'Once more unto the breach...'

Worker's Rights

"Nobody thinks you're Bob Dylan."