Policy Parody Admirer Pillows

"We have a new policy document on 'Christmas Cards' to ensure that we don't send or display ay that may offend or alienate clients or staff with different belief systems..."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Hugh fans!"

Can't Touch This

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Think Tank

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

The Department of Lessons Learned...

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'

"Don't forget to come back."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Mass Deportation Plan

Parenting Wonks

"As soon as we finish our drinks we should get ourselves elected and implement all the wildly simplistic solutions to the problems we have carelessly defined here!"

Trump Chia Pet

Components of the program vs. funds.

Myanmar Peace Talk

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Fearless Frog Part 9

My guys will loot, Bjorn's guys will pillage and your guys will make it all legal.

'Remember your powers are limited, so I just want you to wander the building looking mean.'

Arizona's Illegal Employer Problem Solved

Angela Merkel

Distrust of the Trust Act

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

'Well, you have an excellent life policy -- now, would you be interested in some lifestyle insurance?'

"Nobody thinks you're Bob Dylan."

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 7

"We'll have three deluxe wormburgers and a big bucket of regurgi-taters."

'Better safe than sorry Miss Jones.'