Political Parody Lover Pillows

"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that James Carville was one of us.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Anti-Agent

Build your very own conflict of interest!

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Trump! The Musical

Putin and Zelensky

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Trump Poutine

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Loan Alley

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Laughingstock

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

SAGE mentality

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Official Fight Cards

A Little Extra

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"