Presidential Parody Admirer Pillows

King Donald

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Czarcasm

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Hugh fans!"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Can't Touch This

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"A haand gel...!?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Hot cross buns

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

A Gated Community.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'