Presidential Satire Appreciators Pillows

I'm Peachy

Lesser known greek gods,

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Gay Times...

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"They're so like us."

The Berlin Peace Movement

Mikado

Official Fight Cards

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"That's very offensive."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"You should run for president."

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

Forbidden Vegetable

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

Peacekeeping?

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

Chicken comedians.

Mass Deportation Plan

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

Cosmetic pouches.

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

"Remind me again, did the President say that or was it the Kardashians?"