Political Satire Appreciation Pillows

Official Fight Cards

Schengen

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Anti-Agent

Spot the difference.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Loan Alley

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Laughingstock

Trump Poutine

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

SAGE mentality

"Very Presidential."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

tRUMp, Pirate President

Death to the Extremists

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

A Little Extra

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."