Presidential Satire Appreciators T-Shirts

I'm Peachy

Lesser known greek gods,

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Mikado

The Berlin Peace Movement

"They're so like us."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

Official Fight Cards

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"That's very offensive."

"You should run for president."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

Gregg Allman

Forbidden Vegetable

Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

Peacekeeping?

Mass Deportation Plan

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

Chicken comedians.

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

Cosmetic pouches.

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

The Samaritans On A Home Visit...

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'