Political Banter Lover Pillows

"I blame the government for everything. What do you do?"

Schengen

The Anti-Agent

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

The Berlin Peace Movement

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

A Little Extra

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Putin Shoots Down Peace

"So we have met before..."