Political Banter Buff Pillows

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Viva Belarus!

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Bad News

Obama punishing Assad

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Antonin Scalia

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

Midterm election s results

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Worthless B*****ds

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

Mice in the Commons

Lincoln on corporations.