Political Commentary Buff Pillows

"The blood rushing to your stomach after a full and hearty breakfast is just another sign that the economy is improving."

Trump's Speechwriters

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

CIA report

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Laughingstock

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Trump Poutine

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'I don't think the employees like me.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."