News And Politics Buff Pillows

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"They grow up so fast."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Trump pardons

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Difference of Opinion

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

DUNVOTIN

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Moulting"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Newspaper suicide.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"