News And Politics Buff Gifts

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

Trump pardons

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Difference of Opinion

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Our Two Parties, Explained

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

DUNVOTIN

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Rock and a Hard Place

Newspaper suicide.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Moulting"

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'