National Affairs Buff Pillows

Trump's intelligence

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Nation-building never works."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Trump pardons

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Difference of Opinion

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Moulting"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

EU Vaccine approval

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Uncle Sam and Democracy

Viva Belarus!