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"The blood rushing to your stomach after a full and hearty breakfast is just another sign that the economy is improving."

Trump's Speechwriters

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Reagacentennial

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

CIA report

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Laughingstock

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Trump Poutine

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."