Political Banter Buff T-Shirts

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"Moulting"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Viva Belarus!

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Bad News

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

Obama punishing Assad

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Midterm election s results

Worthless B*****ds

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Antonin Scalia

Mice in the Commons

Lincoln on corporations.