Political Humor Buff Pillows

'You know, the day may be approaching when we need to address climate change.'

'If this is a free country, how come I keep getting BILLS?'

"Agreed, there's a middle ground between stay the course and cut and run. But I'm quite certain it's not dance and flirt."

9/11 Snail

The Clinton Library.

'Local council approved mugger. Beware of frauds.'

'It's nice to find a safe haven.'

Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, and Several Other Hairs to the Throne.

"No, son, not a nuclear war. That's just the fact checker's heads exploding after Trump's State of the Union speech."

"Fist bump?! I thought you wanted to play peaknuckles!"

Worthless B*****ds

'Oh, that? It's a column for a facility to produce nuclear fuel...for peaceful purposes, of course'

'I've decided to drop out of the race for President, and throw my support to another country.'

War Head Theater

'I didn't know Mandelson was into films. Or bankers or...'

If the NHS Ran Athletics...

Trump Oneupmanship

"That one is a nuclear detonator."

Russia's Invasion of Ukraine - A tale told by idiot...

"Global warming...flake news!"

'We were expecting a load of plumbers and electrictions, - but they're late.'

Election Lies.

Iain Duncan Smith bumps into the Invisible Man.

'I've lost fifteen pounds! — the era of big government is over!'

Clancy: Good Idea

First Church of Washington, DC. Remember, God works in mysterious way - and so do the FBI, CIA & NSA.

Bad hair craze.

Vote for Trump?

"Ouch! A broken tooth!! Why the heck did this happen? I know...I'll call Jesse Jackson...he'll know who I can blame!"

I always had a hard time believing in Santa Claus -- He sounds too much like a campaign promise.

I had to lay off all the employees at my backup business. Backing people up in online arguments isn't profitable anymore? Not after last night. President Trump found out I was backing up Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd, so he slapped a 30% tariff on my industry. Suddenly my foreign employees were costing me a fortune. So you're going to hire Americans to argue, then? No, I'm going to automate the whole thing. I've already programmed the hate-bot.

Boss, North Korea's dictator just tweeted that he's considering launching nuclear missiles. He released a map of targets. The map shows that every part of the country will either be destroyed or irradiated. Except for this caf

White house nuts

The Recovery Continues

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