Online Community Mixer Gifts

Reality computing: 'We're sorry Lenny. You've been voted out of the chat room.'

Evolution.

Bird Tweet.

Summertime.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

Computer Life

Start the session by doing something unusual.

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

At the modern antenatal class.

Wiccapedia.

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

'Are you a good mixer?'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

Social Networking Explained.

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

No caption. (Friar wears a cross and the chord leads to his ears as it does with a MP3 player.)

Creeping Ivy and Facebook.

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

'I don't have any friends....even when I tried to find one on Facebook, no one even there wanted to be a Facebook Friend!'

Don't be a loner. Log in to 50,000000 depressions on the internet.

Women more likely to be misogynistic on twitter. . .