Online Community Mixer Pillows

Reality computing: 'We're sorry Lenny. You've been voted out of the chat room.'

Evolution.

Summertime.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

Computer Life

Start the session by doing something unusual.

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Wiccapedia.

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

At the modern antenatal class.

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'Are you a good mixer?'

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

Social Networking Explained.

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

"YouTube have scrapped their dislike button and he doesn't know how to respond."

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

Don't be a loner. Log in to 50,000000 depressions on the internet.