Online Community Lovers Pillows

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

Evolution.

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Computer Life

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

Online Dating for Dummies

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'We were matched by computer.'

Wiccapedia.

At the modern antenatal class.

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

Social Networking Explained.

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"He has a great voice for giving sermons but even greater for calling Bingo ... "

'I don't have any friends....even when I tried to find one on Facebook, no one even there wanted to be a Facebook Friend!'

"I'm going to Internet Anonymous meetings.They have a great website!"