Online Community Lovers Pillows

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

Evolution.

Bird Tweet.

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

Computer Life

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

Online Dating for Dummies

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

'We were matched by computer.'

Wiccapedia.

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

At the modern antenatal class.

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

Social Networking Explained.

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

Creeping Ivy and Facebook.

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"He has a great voice for giving sermons but even greater for calling Bingo ... "

'I don't have any friends....even when I tried to find one on Facebook, no one even there wanted to be a Facebook Friend!'