Online Communities Explorer Pillows

The Warriors Were Last on the Court But First in Social Media.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Evolution.

Bird Tweet.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Computer Life

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

Computer spying.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

At the modern antenatal class.

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

Wiccapedia.

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"Mom, can we get a pet so I can use its name in answering a password security question?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

He's a statue. I told him not to friend Medusa on Facebook.

How do they know me so well?

"What happened today? A bully hacked into the school electronic payments account and stole my lunch money."

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

Social Networking Explained.

"Keep your eyes on your own screen."

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."