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'Apparently it all kicked off when someone took offense at being defriended.'

Evolution.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Bird Tweet.

Computer Expert

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Computer Life

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

'You have a friend request.'

Social Media Elevator

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

"Oh, Johnny. I feel like I'm beginning to know you almost as well as Facebook does!"

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."