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'Apparently it all kicked off when someone took offense at being defriended.'

Evolution.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Computer Expert

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Computer Life

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'You have a friend request.'

Social Media Elevator

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

"Oh, Johnny. I feel like I'm beginning to know you almost as well as Facebook does!"

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

Wiccapedia.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.