Community Navigator Pillows

"Did you meet the neighbors? Do we have to worry about playing music to impress them?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Better times ahead.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Midlife: You Are Here.

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

Doubt or Certainy

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

Man on Stilts in a Market

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'Of course you've got the right not to agree with me! But that doesn't mean that you should really do so, Borinsky!'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."