Community Navigator Pillows

"Did you meet the neighbors? Do we have to worry about playing music to impress them?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Better times ahead.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Midlife: You Are Here.

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

Doubt or Certainy

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

Man on Stilts in a Market

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'Of course you've got the right not to agree with me! But that doesn't mean that you should really do so, Borinsky!'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"