'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'
Neighborhood Navigators Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that celebrate neighborhood life. These charming designs evoke the warmth and friendly spirit of local communities, making every room feel welcoming.
"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"
"Tommy!"
“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”
"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"
The stages of gentrification: a guide
We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.
"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."
'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'
"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."
David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'
"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."
"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"
'Happy Town' See the smiley face?
'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'
The Burbs
We love the diversity of the neighborhood.
"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"
It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.
Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.
Town follows the snow plough.
THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS
"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."
Sketchy Neighborhood
'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'
Mountain Bike tracks.
"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."
"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"
How very Balham!
"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."
"Between the price of a comic book and having to pay the bully down the street not to beat me up, my allowance is spent the same day I get it!"
Giant Cannon in the Suburbs
'Sure it's a safe neighbourhood: Perfect for raising a family...'
'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'
"What's so funny? She had to go!!"
Neighborhood Navigators Pillows Collection
Neighborhood Navigators Mugs
Discover a range of neighborhood-themed mugs that make every coffee break a celebration of local spirit and community pride.
Neighborhood Navigators Prints
Browse our vibrant neighborhood prints that beautifully depict local life, ideal for personal spaces or gifting to community enthusiasts.
Neighborhood Navigators T-Shirts
Check out our neighborhood navigator t-shirts, perfect for those who love exploring their community with style and humor.