Nostalgic Neighborhood Navigator Pillows

'We've just moved next door - Got any sweets?'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The Old Time Television Channel

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Attic of hopes and dreams...

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Grumpy old merry men.

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"I wonder what this was for."

'Bright future for a computerized society ... do not fold staple or mutilate.'

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

Progress.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."