Nostalgia Navigator Pillows

"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Congratulations! You've gone from a care-free baby-boomer, to a care-needy elderly person in record time!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

"He's wearing a life jacket just in case this brings back a flood of memories."

"But I like living in the past. It's where I grew up."

Bill & Ben encounter trouble on their way out of Amsterdam.

In the Nostalgia District

'We're learning about the 1960's in history class - tell me all about the Summer of Love!'

"Well, if age is just a number, then I'd like thirty-two!"

Forgetful pensioner writes himself a note to remind himself why he went upstairs.

Information superhighway/historical route.

"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."

Deja vu cafe: 'Seriously, I could swear I've been here before...'

'One thing wrong with the younger generation, we don't belong to it anymore.'

'I want to be what I was, when I wanted to be what I am now.'

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

Fred Philpot, Born 1944.

Yesteryear.

"At first I was wondering who all the old people are, until I realized I'm one of them."

"And this one is the very first surgical procedure I ever performed."

Style

This program will take you back to where you didn't want to be the first time.

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

"I liked you better as a distant memory."

The Middle-School Dance

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Remember back in the old days...when we were retired...'

"This must be Grandma's facebook page!"

"Mom, tell me again about the times you didn't have to tap 'Add' when you made a new friend."

School boy nicknames: then and now.

Highway of Life

"Talk about depressing...I went to my school reunion and even the elephants didn't remember me."

"I am boomer. . . Hear me whine!"