Nostalgic Navigators Pillows

'I might not pass the test these days, but you wouldn't pass your girl-guide map reading test these days either.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Those Were The Days

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

The Old Time Television Channel

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

A bit of Newlyn.

An Appreciation

Grumpy old merry men.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"I wonder what this was for."

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'