Nostalgic Newsprint Navigator Pillows

'Excuse me young man, you are sleeping on a very rare collectible.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

The Old Time Television Channel

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Attic of hopes and dreams...

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Grumpy old merry men.

"I wonder what this was for."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

If this van's a rockin'...

'Bright future for a computerized society ... do not fold staple or mutilate.'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'