Old-school Navigator Pillows

'No you don't get a map reading badge for knowing how to turn on a GPS!'

'I assmue your GPS is not working.'

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The Fast Lane.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

The Lost World: You are Here

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Department of Nanotechnology

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'