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"I think we need a new map book, my Latin is a bit rusty these days."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

The Old Time Television Channel

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Grumpy old merry men.

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

"I wonder what this was for."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"