Navigation Nostalgics Gifts

"I think we need a new map book, my Latin is a bit rusty these days."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

The Old Time Television Channel

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Grumpy old merry men.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

"I wonder what this was for."

'Bright future for a computerized society ... do not fold staple or mutilate.'