Vintage Navigator Pillows

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

The Vineyard

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Women who Read Too Much

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."