Vintage Navigator Gifts

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

The Vineyard

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Women who Read Too Much

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club

Get ready ... Get set ...

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Fire Backwards.

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."