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'Excuse me young man, you are sleeping on a very rare collectible.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

The Old Time Television Channel

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Grumpy old merry men.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

"I wonder what this was for."

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'Bright future for a computerized society ... do not fold staple or mutilate.'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."