Nostalgic Navigators Mugs

'I might not pass the test these days, but you wouldn't pass your girl-guide map reading test these days either.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Those Were The Days

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

The Old Time Television Channel

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

A bit of Newlyn.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

An Appreciation

Grumpy old merry men.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"I wonder what this was for."

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

'Bright future for a computerized society ... do not fold staple or mutilate.'