Neighborhood Navigator Pillows

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Signs outside Houses, one reads 'Sold', the other 'Good Riddance'.

Welcome to Valedale, a cluster community, consisting of Valedale, North East, South & West Valedale, Valedale Sr, Ms Congeniality, and Valedale Jr.

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'The houses aren't historic, but they are still fighting the Civil War.'

Town follows the snow plough.

Albert hated growing up in a small town. 'Ow!! My toe!'

"Between the price of a comic book and having to pay the bully down the street not to beat me up, my allowance is spent the same day I get it!"

"Looks like some kid got a scooter for Christmas. Just what we need...another cool guy in the neighborhood."

Wrong Side of Street (A subdivision of the Bad Side of Town).

'How to tell if there are too many coffee shops in your neighbourhood'

How very Hampstead!

'He sweeps dirt under the carpet. I swap it over the fence.'

Subject to assurances about the neighbours.

Kids who hang out in rough neighbourhoods have to be street wise.

Mountain Bike tracks.

'Not had problems with the shared driveway, have we, dear?'

'How very Sutton!'

Person entering the subway.

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

"And don't waste your time canvassing the whole building, young man. We think alike."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.