Online Communication Explorer Pillows

"For discussions in social networks you need good arguments. . . For example 'Dirtbag', 'Stalinist', 'Sexist' or 'Nazi'. . ."

Moses on the web

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"OMG, LOL!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Online Dating

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Technology and Love

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'She just won't speak to me!'

Zoom Wedding

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Catroom.

We met online.

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Computer spying.

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?