Online Communication Explorer Pillows

"For discussions in social networks you need good arguments. . . For example 'Dirtbag', 'Stalinist', 'Sexist' or 'Nazi'. . ."

Moses on the web

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"OMG, LOL!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Online Dating

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Technology and Love

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'She just won't speak to me!'

Zoom Wedding

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Catroom.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

Computer spying.

We met online.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."