Online Community Joiners Gifts

'I've joined a 'mothers without grandchildren' online chat room. We're empowering each other to take action.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Evolution.

Bird Tweet.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

Computer Life

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

At the modern antenatal class.

Wiccapedia.

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

Social Networking Explained.

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

Creeping Ivy and Facebook.

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

"Darling your Facebook friends are here!"

Red Hat Society Members.

"YouTube have scrapped their dislike button and he doesn't know how to respond."

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

'I don't have any friends....even when I tried to find one on Facebook, no one even there wanted to be a Facebook Friend!'

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

Women more likely to be misogynistic on twitter. . .

Don't be a loner. Log in to 50,000000 depressions on the internet.

The Power of Social Media: 'Lady Gaga has NOT switched to a career as a fighter in mixed martial arts!'

"I'm going to Internet Anonymous meetings.They have a great website!"

Cats on social media

Begging for Upvotes

Reality computing: 'We're sorry Lenny. You've been voted out of the chat room.'