Social Sports Player Gifts

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Marco ..."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Just the one...

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Next Round Indicator

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Your shout!"

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"You want your olive?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Join me in a beer?

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Beer Lunch

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."