Social Sports Player Mugs

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Marco ..."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Next Round Indicator

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Malty tasking.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Your shout!"

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

"You want your olive?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Join me in a beer?

Beer Lunch

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."