Social Player Gifts

"Nice putter."

"Marco ..."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'Are you a good mixer?'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

Communication on a bus

19th Hole.

'The three essentials for any work of art are content, composition, and how envious it makes the neighbors.'

Four golfers shouting 'Four'.

Swing by won't you?

Social Issues.

"Working well as a tram involves MORE than just going to the pub on a Friday and seeing who can drink the most vodka tonics."

"I met so many friends out jogging, the only thing running was our mouths."

"This even more fun when you invent beer!"

Games and Rubiks Cubes

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

"What would your super-power be?"

'It was a little muffled, but it sounded like, ‘Back off, moron, she's taken.'

"Papi! Almost 80 percent of all millionaires are the first ones in their families to be rich!"

'Been playing horseshoes long?'

"No way am I less elitist than you. That is such nonsense!"

'Tut, tut, Father Clancy, we missed you at bingo Friday...'

'We've just joined the tweetering classes.'