Social Games Gifts

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Marco ..."

'A cheeky red?'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The devil you know and his plus one

The prying mantis,

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"An everything Martini, please."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Children's Party

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Glyndebourne

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Playing cards.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I read 'Art News.'"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'