Social Gamer Gifts

Games and Rubiks Cubes

"Marco ..."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Yummy Mummies

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

Net Bubbie

Lady having her hair dyed

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

19th Hole.

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

'Forget doctors, dear — marry an HMO manager!'

"Keeping up with the Joneses wasn't a problem, but keeping up with the Buffetts did me in!"

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.