Social Gamer Gifts

Games and Rubiks Cubes

"Marco ..."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Yummy Mummies

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

We have your internet connection.

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

Net Bubbie

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

Lady having her hair dyed

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Make me look like I own the latest Apple technology.'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

19th Hole.

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

'Forget doctors, dear — marry an HMO manager!'

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.