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"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Marco ..."

"We're getting into some Parcheesi! Would you like to partake?"

'A cheeky red?'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prying mantis,

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

The devil you know and his plus one

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"An everything Martini, please."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Children's Party

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Glyndebourne

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Playing cards.