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"B-14!. . . B. . . Uh, excuse me. . . Nellie?! Would you care to step up here and share your 'bile duct' problems with the rest of the group?!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Marco ..."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

Beer Lunch

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"By a clear majority of the board, Peter is this year's designated executive-on-the-rise who flies to close to the sun and then crashes spectacularly to Earth, conveniently diverting media and public attention from the rest of us!"

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

'Are you a good mixer?'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Man at bar: 'Drinking to forget?' Other man: 'Don't remind me!'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

19th Hole.

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'The three essentials for any work of art are content, composition, and how envious it makes the neighbors.'

Swing by won't you?