Social Runner T-Shirts

"I met so many friends out jogging, the only thing running was our mouths."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Networking

City Marathon.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Yummy Mummies

"I told him he should have trained more."

Just the one...

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Next Round Indicator

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"Your shout!"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'