Social Runner Mugs

"I met so many friends out jogging, the only thing running was our mouths."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Networking

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

City Marathon.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Bird Tweet.

Mark Zuckerberg

Yummy Mummies

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I told him he should have trained more."

Just the one...

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

Next Round Indicator

'Malty tasking.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.