Social Cyclist T-Shirts

'You should try the hybrid.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Yummy Mummies

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Very drunk professional cyclist

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

'That is the bike lane...'

Lady having her hair dyed

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

'Make me look like I own the latest Apple technology.'

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

Communication on a bus

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

19th Hole.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

"It's so cool to lie down and whizz through the city traffic."

'Forget doctors, dear — marry an HMO manager!'

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Green Bums

Four golfers shouting 'Four'.

'It's a social-climbing wall.'

Swing by won't you?