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"But my wife is trying to keep up with the Medicis."

'Darling, of course I'll marry you, not because you're an international tycoon, I'd still would if you were just a plain and simple billionaire!'

'It's a social-climbing wall.'

'Before you can marry a Rockefeller, Willis, you gotta meet one!'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Where else can you go from the security detail to owning the whole place?"

"I just hope you find a man to take you away from all of this."

"Every hear of the saying, keeping up with the Joneses? Well, we're the Joneses, so it won't be hard at all keeping up with us."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"Marco ..."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Yummy Mummies

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Group of people.

Dancing

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

The boss and her baby

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

"The firm is always appointed above competence levels, you topped out at paperclip."

'I've told you before, Warner. You're not allowed to spend the entire day complaining until you make partner.'

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career

'Be good to the people you meet on the way up, Henderson. There'll be plenty of opportunities to get them when you've reached the top.'

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."