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'At the risk of appearing vain, I think you should know you're taling to someone whith extremely high Moody ratings.'

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

"Beauty is life's E-Z Pass."

"Have you got a bottle of something that will show people how fabulously rich and successful I am?"

"Oh, oh! I see cameras! They're here for me. Photo op time! Out of my way, fools!"

'Make me look like I own the latest Apple technology.'

'Forget doctors, dear — marry an HMO manager!'

"But my wife is trying to keep up with the Medicis."

"We have achieved something. Instead of simple garbage we've got prosperity garbage!"

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

I offered to marry down...but he only wanted to play up.

Golf Hierarchy

'And if anyone asks, you're just a merchant not a merchant banker!'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

Parvenu!

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Keeping up with the Joneses wasn't a problem, but keeping up with the Buffetts did me in!"

"Every hear of the saying, keeping up with the Joneses? Well, we're the Joneses, so it won't be hard at all keeping up with us."

Mother warning daughter ont to dance with lower ranks

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"They're not rich-rich, but they're rich enough so that we wouldn't feel uncomfortable around them."

"So what if he doesn't know Ovid. He knows Ovitz."

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

Servant in fashionable dress

Lady having her hair dyed

"Well,I'm not sure that I do want you to marry my daughter.I mean..What are your prospects?"

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

'Not only is he rich. He's rolling in it.'

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

'Never mind the economy size. Get the small, expensive box we can afford.'

'Darling the first time I saw you, it was love at first sight.'